From the recording Aurora Carnivora
Lyrics
I once knew a girl, her name was Mary
Mary had a smile that'd light the sky
I'd wonder if one day we'll get married...but Mary headed with this other guy
This other guy was overrated
He's the ugly son of an ugly bitch
I never met someone I hated, as much as this clown that she was with
There he was at sunset, picking on her sundress; putting down her outfit, but I think she looks fine
I'm ugly... tell me that I'm pretty
Tell me that I'm all yours; tell me that you're mine
I once knew a girl, her name was Carrie
Carrie was a light shining in the dark
I knew that her mom and dad would hate me
But that's ok, I'm not playing the part